On the 1st floor of pretty much every building at Sinclair, there is a lobby area with chairs and tables where students will sit and study, work on homework/projects, or just mingle with others.
As I approached the area, I jumped onto the nearest seat and sat down with my legs under me. I then took my shoulder bag off and "accidentally" dropped it on the ground, and proceeded to say, "Shit!" loud enough for everyone to hear.
When I noticed most of the people looking at me, I looked around at them and said, "The floor is lava."
Immediately, about 6 or 7 people jumped up into a chair, and a few others (who were already sitting) picked their feet up off the ground.
One girl said, "Fucking lava ate my homework!"
The ones who didn't do anything, just stared in disbelief at what they just witnessed.
And that my friends, is how to tell if someone had a boring childhood or not.
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