Is That Adamantium In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

There are 3 things that the world will never run out of.

1.) Water
2.) Beer
3.) Weird people

3 guys were discussing the X-Men movie series and focusing on the character of Wolverine. Now I like the guy too, but come on.

Guy 1: "Hugh Jackman is the shit. Period."
Guy 2: "He is awesome."
Guy 3: "I would suck Hugh Jackman's dick."