A Condom A Day...

Today's entry is more of a public service announcement than it is funny. Unless you are like me, and view tragedy as comedy.

During my 45 minute break before math class, I was sitting in the common area playing Angry Birds on my phone. Directly behind me were two guys talking about what they were going to do this coming weekend.

Guy #1: "Same game plan this weekend as last weekend? Head to the bar and find some chicks?"
Guy #2: "That depends on what the doctor tells me on Friday."
Guy #1: "The doctor? You sick?"
Guy #2: "Not technically. I went to the doctors on Tuesday for something else."
Guy #1: "What for?"
Guy #2: "Remember that chick I took home Saturday night?"
Guy #1: "Yeah."
Guy #2: ".....Yeah"
Guy #1: "Oh...Snap."

I'd say he's a good looking guy and wears a red scarf. Presumably single. Have at him, ladies.