As Al Pacino once said in Devils Advocate, "Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin.", it is also the favorite sin of one kid who still likes to wear excessively baggy jeans that make rappers jealous, adorned with a TSA agents worst nightmare, 50,000 metal rings, pins, bars, etc. The gothic look that use to be cool back some 15 years ago.
In addition to his attire, he has the face that only a mother could love. A mother that most likely takes solace looking at her other children, who aren't as bad off as her son. At least I hope so. If not, I don't know who to feel worse for.
Anyways.
He's talking to, who I'm guessing is his friend, or some unfortunate soul that accidentally made eye contact with, about his girlfriends recent weight loss.
Goth Guy: "My girlfriend lost 14 lbs so far this month."
Unfortunate Guy: "That's cool. Bet you like her new body."
Goth Guy: "Actually, I don't. I'm going to break up with her because her boobs got a lot smaller from it."
I'm adding him to my new dating service I'm starting for the single women around Sinclair, "Last Resort".
Goth Guy and Red Scarf Herpy Guy from a few posts back are both presumably single now.
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