1.) I want to read the facebook comment thread where this originated from.
2.) I must start a blog to bring attention to the things people say out loud, whether they know there are people around or not.
A little background to this doozy.
It's Tuesday afternoon, roughly 2pm. I had just left my English class and was heading over to Building 13 to meet up with a friend for lunch. I waited out front of the building on the corner, enjoying a cigarette in the beautiful, sunny, near 50 degree weather.
I look over at the crosswalk and I see this pretty little thing talking on her cell phone, walking across the street towards my direction. My eyes were pleased at what they was looking at, but my ears were not ready for what they were about to overhear as she walked by.
"I don't care what Facebook says, I shower."
For those of you wondering, I had a Reuben for lunch, while contemplating what the fuck she said.
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