The Ohio/Kentucky Border Is Blurring

Sometimes, I think the world is okay. Sometimes, I think the world is screwed up. Sometimes, I think the world is in fact going to hell in a hand basket. Today is one of those days.

I'm already plagued with worrying about passing my math class (12 years since taking a math class, so everything is brand new to me and very confusing). I already worry about politics and the fate of this country. I've got financial worries and all those wonderful burdens of life that everyone else has.

What I don't need, is to worry that the next chick I get with is related to her dad in more than one way.

Guy 1: "Would you care if I banged your cousin?"
Guy 2: "Of course I would, man."
Guy 1: "Why?"
Guy 2: "Because I already got dibs."
Guy 1: "What the fuck?"